From the Misfit

Compiled by Jurri Schenck

The Misfit seeks to make you chuckle or groan in delight! In times like these, we all need a chance to lighten up and enjoy life a little.

Going forward The Misfit Column will provide you with tidbits of humor to make you smile or shake your head.

Feel free to share these with your friends.

BREAKING NEWS!

Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsley…

Now they’re hoping to make buses that run on thyme!

Just finished writing my book on how to fall down the stairs,

It’s a step-by-step guide.

To the person that invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I don’t always jump out of bed like a ninja,

But when I do it’s because I have a leg cramp!

If at first you don’t succeed…try doing it the way your wife told you!

Her: You are gullible and financially irresponsible!

Him: Wait till she hears I’ve won the Nigerian lottery.